Rob Andy readin’ Titan, yes sir I’ve been around News Posted by Ian Symes on 6th February 2026, 16:20 Well then. Exactly five years to the day that Rob Grant told us that he wanted Red Dwarf flying out of our buttskis, it seems we're a little over six months away from the first scheduled flight. Thanks to our Czech mate barbucha in our forum for spotting that a novel called Red Dwarf: Titan is beginning to turn up in online listings, with a release date of July 16th. An all-new prequel, and the first Red Dwarf novel in thirty years with Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant returning alongside Andy Marshall, creator of sitcom 2point4Children and Quanderhorn! Before the beginning. Before the accident that wipes out the crew, the mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Titan, and the crew is heading down for shore leave, all with different intensions… However, their objectives are scuppered somewhat unexpectedly when they receive a cryptic message. A message from the future. Two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this but every other Reality. So strap yourself in - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN. This novel is the perfect reboot for those who have never seen the series but also full of wonderful Easter eggs for the fans. Read more →
DwarfCast 179 – The Smegazine Rack – Volume 2 Issue #1 DwarfCasts Posted by Ian Symes on 5th February 2026, 13:31 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes "INT. Chris Barrie's Arse" 8 extra pages! 2 free postcards! Smeggier than ever before, it's the new-look Smegazine Rack! Yes, after a prolonged gap since our last sojourn to the early-to-mid 1990s, we return to discover everything's become glossier, wider and more densely packed, as we finally reach Volume 2 of the Red Dwarf Smegazine. There is much to discuss, not least the most unfortunate cover line of all time, but also a comic strip with remarkable parallels to a much later TV story, the latest news on just how messy the production of Series VI was, the evils of red chairs, the soap opera parody that refuses to die and the crossover event of the century. Plus, we give a very special welcome to a new Smegazine writer, who would go on to have a very, ahem, "interesting" career. Read more →
The Man in the Wormy Mask News Posted by Ian Symes on 24th January 2026, 18:28 The seventh series of The Masked Singer is currently underway on ITV. If you’re not familiar with the format, the gist is that a bunch of mystery celebrities are disguised inside giant costumes, and the judging panel have to guess their identities based on their voices and a handful of cryptic clues. One of the performers this year is called Can of Worms. The costumes are not always related to the identity of the performer, but in this case we suspect it might be. Have a listen to their two performances so far, and see if you jump to the same conclusion as us… The series continues on Saturday nights on ITV.
DwarfCast 178 – Re-Disc-overy: Series VIII DwarfCasts Posted by Ian Symes on 9th January 2026, 11:49 Subscribe to DwarfCasts: RSS • iTunes "Birds don't have balls" We may not be fast, but we get there in the end. Just shy of a year later, our voyage of Re-Disc-overy continues as we reach the mammoth collection that is the Series VIII DVD. And there is much to discuss, such as the inter-cast beef evident in the commentary track, the brilliance of the guest stars' contributions to the documentary, a reappraisal of Chris Veale's work on the series, the beginnings of the show's web presence, the moment that secured this fledgling fansite's future, and buffet car food. Oh, and there's always time to discuss the merits of the series itself, because we haven't done that enough over the last twenty-six years. All this, plus not one but two commentaries, on the Children In Need sketch and the collection of PBS idents. You lucky people. Read more →
4 Fuck’s Sake News Posted by Ian Symes on 6th January 2026, 12:34 Bizarrely, Red Dwarf is now available to stream on Channel 4. That's a sentence that's mind-boggling enough on its own. It's part of a new deal between C4 and UKTV, by which certain content from U (formerly UKTV Play) is syndicated to both platforms. U currently has Series 1-VIII and X streaming, but only the first two series are there on Channel 4. This makes it the third most comprehensive collection of episodes available to stream for free in the UK, as iPlayer still has the complete set. There's not much else to say, really - C4 are using the same episode thumbnails as U, so there's nothing really to... OH MY CHRIST, LOOK AT THAT ARTWORK. Read more →
The G&T Review of the Year 2025 Features Posted by Ian Symes on 31st December 2025, 16:29 As the New Year starts to be rung in throughout the world, it can only mean one thing - an obligatory Ganymede & Titan Review of the Year. But in a break from recent traditions, this year's retrospective covers a period of relatively high activity for Red Dwarf. Not all of the news has been good. In fact, much of it has been downright awful. But nevertheless, 2025 will go certainly go down in a history as a year in which Some Things Happened. So let's take a moment to look back and reflect on those Things, as well as our own mediocre output that filled the gaps between Things. Read more →
Red Dwarf: The BBC TV Soundtracks Review Reviews Posted by Flap Jack on 28th November 2025, 12:45 We find ourselves in a new phase of the relationship between Red Dwarf and the BBC. In 1988-1999 they were happily married, in 2000-2007 they were going through divorce proceedings, and in 2008-2020 they were amicable but distant exes. Then in 2023 they must have bumped into each other at a bar, got deep into conversation over one too many Long Island iced teas, and woken up in the same Travelodge bed. Since then Red Dwarf has been eager to re-commit to the partnership, but the BBC have only been interested in hooking up every now and then to relive memories of better times. This new phase has yet to bring us any new episodes, but it has brought us new re-releases. First every canonical episode came to BBC iPlayer, then Series 1-IV were repeated on BBC Two, then we got the ‘Complete Series I-XIII’ Blu-ray box set, and now BBC Audio have brought us this: audio-only, digital-only releases of Series 1-VIII. Whether there’s any hope of ever moving back in together is unclear, but in the meantime, is the sex any good? Tortuous Metaphor mode cancel. Read more →
G&TV: Stand Up Quickies Posted by Ian Symes on 21st November 2025, 09:41 Ah, G&TV, always a reliable indication that we've suddenly realised it's been ages since our last update. As is so often the case, we are eternally grateful to our good friend Jonsmad for keeping the G&T inbox topped up with archival treats, ready to be raided at a moment's notice. This one's a particularly juicy titbit - two episodes from the late 80s/early 90s ITV show Stand Up, both of which feature Hattie Hayridge and Craig Ferguson. Back when this programme started in 1989, whoever was in charge of naming it clearly wasn't anticipating how difficult it would be to Google in a quarter of a century's time. But from what we can gather, these episodes hail from that first series, meaning they were filmed up in Manchester not long after Hattie was there to be Hilly, and not long before she was there to be Holly. However, it was only shown regionally on its initial broadcast, whereas these recordings come from a late night national repeat in the summer of 1991. Read more →
Into the Toasterverse Features Posted by Ian Symes on 22nd October 2025, 12:31 Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? From November 2000 until February 2022, Red Dwarf's official website would be updated every single Friday (barring Christmas holidays) without fail. Over twenty years of weekly updates, bringing us the latest news on new episodes, home media releases, merchandise and cast/crew projects. And whenever there wasn't a great deal to report on, they'd simply churn out some of the best fan writing Red Dwarf has ever had. Over the years, editors Andrew Ellard, Seb Patrick and Curtis Threadgold wrote countless features, covering behind-the-scenes history, analysis and commentary on the show's themes, and deep dives into niche rabbit holes. But in the earliest days of what we came to know affectionately as TOS, there was also a little something extra. Read more →
Red Dwarf: Complete Series I-XIII Box Set Review Reviews Posted by Ian Symes on 9th October 2025, 09:38 It doesn't feel too long ago that I was reviewing the last Red Dwarf box set, but it turns out that was six and a half years ago; we've been through a global pandemic, four new Prime Ministers and even a new monarch since then. There's only been one new episode of Red Dwarf broadcast during that time, but there is one very big difference between the 2025 box set and the 2019 one - the original BBC run and the Dave era are now joined together in one glorious whole. This is of course how it should be; despite the change of broadcaster, it was always a continuation rather than a reboot, and given that UKTV is now wholly owned by the BBC's commercial arm, there should be no barriers to the reunification of Red Dwarf. So it makes sense to replace the Series 1-VIII-only box set with a newly-released Every Episode Ever box set in the shops; there's no guarantees that all episodes will be available on iPlayer indefinitely, and so anyone who doesn't already own physical copies of the shows can pick them all up with one convenient purchase. But what about those of us who already have the 2019 box and all the individual releases between Back To Earth and The Promised Land? Is there any incentive for the hardcore to part with their hard-earned cash, other than completism? Other than the extra episodes themselves, is this box set a significant upgrade on the previous one? Read on to find out... Read more →
